Strawberry Jams but My Glock Don’t
Strawberry Jams but My Glock Don’t
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You ever find yourself just chillin' with a jar of strawberry jam, only to realize your Glock's sitting there in its holster, silently judging your snack choices? Yeah, us too. This shirt is for the wild ones, the ones who mix sweetness with a little bit of danger. Why settle for a jam-packed day when you can pack a punch and spread the love?
Featuring:
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A sly raccoon—because let's face it, no one knows how to steal a snack like a raccoon with zero fear of consequences.
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A jar of strawberry jam, looking all innocent and sweet… before things get really out of hand.
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A Glock, because sometimes your snack game needs backup, and you're not here for anyone stealing your preserves, or your vibe.
This is the perfect shirt for that little bit of chaos in all of us. Wear it to the farmer’s market, a backyard BBQ, or just when you’re ready to remind the world that Strawberry Jams are best served with a side of attitude.
Stay sweet, but pack heat. 🍓💥
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft touch
- Classic crew neckline adds versatility for accessorizing
- Breathable and lightweight fabric, making it perfect for layering
- Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal occasions
- Ethically sourced and manufactured in humane conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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