Fasten your seatbelt, you’re on the Highway to... wait, what were we talking about again? This hilarious ADHD-inspired shirt is a full-throttle tribute to brains that multitask like caffeinated squirrels on rollerblades.
Whether you’re hyperfocused, totally distracted, or somewhere in between, this tee gets you. It’s perfect for anyone who’s ever started a task, ended up alphabetizing their spice rack, and still forgot what they were doing.
Soft. Funny. Relatable. Slightly chaotic. Just like your brain.
Bonus points if you actually spotted a squirrel while reading this.
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Available in a wide range of sizes from S to 4XL, ensuring the perfect fit for everyone in your life. The garment-dyed fabric provides a soft texture, making it incredibly comfortable while reducing fabric waste. Join the trend of sustainable fashion with our ethically sourced, high-quality cotton tee!
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Made with pre-shrunk, high-quality 100% ring-spun US cotton. - Garment-dyed for a soft texture and vibrant color. - Double-needle stitching ensures durability and longevity. - Available in 58 colors to suit every style.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
