Not for the faint of heart—or the easily offended. This shirt features a bold graphic of a cucumber with the wildly inappropriate (and hilarious) line: “Busier than a cucumber in a women’s prison.” It’s crude. It’s chaotic. It’s everything your mom warned you about.
Perfect for those who live for shock value, dark humor, and zero-filter conversations. Wear it to the BBQ, bar, or anywhere you want to make people laugh (or gasp). Either way, you're getting noticed.
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching enhances longevity. - Crafted without side seams for a sleek look. - Garment-dyed fabric ensures a soft texture and vibrant color. - Made with 100% ethically sourced US cotton.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
