“Candy‑Cane Striptease – Oral Legend Tee (‘I Can Suck the Strips Off a Candy Cane’)”
“Candy‑Cane Striptease – Oral Legend Tee (‘I Can Suck the Strips Off a Candy Cane’)”
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Warning: this shirt melts more than peppermint.
For the bold mouths and filthy minds who turn innocent holiday candy into a one‑way ticket to the naughty list, this tee proudly declares: “I Can Suck the Strips Off a Candy Cane.” It’s equal parts Christmas cheer and XXX confidence—perfect for office parties that should’ve been an email, chaotic family dinners, or any night you feel like weaponizing your tongue skills.
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Offense Level: Frostbite‑sharp.
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Fabric: Soft enough to keep you comfortable while you demonstrate.
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Side Effects: Blushing strangers, instant mistletoe invites, and possibly a restraining order from Santa.
Put it on, pucker up, and show the world you’ve got holiday spirit—and a suction capacity that redefines “season’s greetings.”
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Constructed without side seams for a cleaner look.
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric enhances comfort.
- Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting wear.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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