This ain’t your average farm animal. Meet the baddest bird on the block — dual-wielding justice and yelling “Pew Pew Madafakas!” like it’s Sunday service at the gun range.
Perfect for those who like their humor spicy, their chickens unhinged, and their shirts loud enough to offend someone’s uncle. Unisex fit, ultra-soft fabric, and guaranteed to make at least one stranger say, “Where the hell did you get that?”
Warning: may cause uncontrollable finger guns and spontaneous clucking.
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams. - Seamless tubular knit design for a sleek look. - Soft, garment-dyed fabric for an vintage feel. - Ethically made with 100% US cotton, ensuring quality.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
