You're not asking for much just trying to raise kids who say “please,” don’t bite their siblings, and maybe don’t grow up to be internet trolls. This shirt says what every honest mom is thinking, but with style. Perfect for PTA meetings (maybe), wine night (definitely), or just surviving another Target run with toddlers who think shopping carts are jungle gyms. Throw it on, sip your cold coffee, and let the world know: you're out here doing the Lord’s work… with sarcasm and snacks.
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit. - Constructed with double-needle stitching for durability. - Designed without side seams for a streamlined look. - Garment-dyed for a soft texture and rich colors. - Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton for maximum comfort.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
