Funny T-Shirt - "Unless I'm Sitting on Your Face, My Weight is None of Your Business"
Funny T-Shirt - "Unless I'm Sitting on Your Face, My Weight is None of Your Business"
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Sassy, savage, and 100% unapologetic this "Unless I’m Sitting on Your Face, My Weight is None of Your Business" T-shirt brings the heat with a body-positive mic drop. Perfect for anyone who’s tired of unsolicited opinions and ready to own their space with humor and confidence.
This tee combines bold attitude with soft comfort. Made from premium, breathable cotton and printed with high quality inks, it’s built to turn heads (and shut mouths). Whether you’re at the gym, out with friends, or scrolling past haters, this shirt says what you’re thinking
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
loud and clear.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Double-needle stitching enhances durability and longevity.
- Tubular knit design eliminates side seams for a smoother look.
- Garment-dyed for a soft color and unique texture.
- Made with ethically sourced 100% US cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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