Gen X Survival Tee – Hose Water & Neglect
Gen X Survival Tee – Hose Water & Neglect
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For the legends who drank from the garden hose, rode bikes with no helmets, and called it a childhood. This one’s for the Gen X warriors—raised on hose water, neglect, and pure grit. No seatbelts. No supervision. No problem.
Wearing this shirt is like a middle finger in Helvetica to every overly sanitized generation that came after. It’s raw. It’s real. It’s resilient AF.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for longevity.
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste.
- Soft and unique color from garment-dyed fabric.
- Ethically made using 100% US cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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