Hippity Hoppity Garden Banner - Get Off My Property Decoration
Hippity Hoppity Garden Banner - Get Off My Property Decoration
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Tired of nosy neighbors, rogue raccoons, or just want to warn the mailman that your garden has zero chill? Meet your new favorite yard ornament: a 12" × 18" polyester masterpiece featuring a trigger-happy frog who means business.
Crafted from 100% polyester (because cotton is for pacifists), this waterproof, weatherproof banner laughs in the face of rain, wind, and judgmental in-laws. It fits perfectly on standard flagpoles and screams “stay the hell off my lawn” in a language everyone understands—amphibian with a shotgun.
Perfect for front yards, backyards, or wherever you want to replace serenity with a little fear and confusion. Whether you’re guarding your garden gnomes or just making a statement, this frog’s got your back.
Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, awkward stares, or unexpected respect from strangers.
Product features
- Waterproof: Withstands rain and outdoor elements.
- Sleeve at the top: Fits standard flagpoles easily.
- 100% Polyester: Durable and quick-drying fabric.
- Vibrant colors: Crisp and bright designs that pop.
- Weatherproof and fade resistant: Lasts through seasonal changes.
Care instructions
- Remove the banner when not in use. Wash it with a neutral detergent.
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