'I Don't Do Drugs, I Just Smoke Weed' T-Shirt
'I Don't Do Drugs, I Just Smoke Weed' T-Shirt
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Let’s get one thing straight: you don’t do drugs — you just light up the plant that God and nature intended.
This shirt isn’t here to explain itself to boomers, cops, or your HR department. It’s for the real ones who know the difference between a chemical problem and a little herbal personality enhancement.
Whether you're on the couch, at the dispensary, or “accidentally” wandering into Taco Bell at 2 a.m., this tee lets the world know you're not on drugs — you’re just vibing... very hard.
Blunt honesty. Skunky attitude. And zero apologies.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Constructed with durable double-needle stitching for longevity.
- Sewn without side seams for a smooth, attractive look.
- Garment-dyed for a soft feel and unique texture.
- Made from high-quality, ethically sourced US cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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