"If You Ran Like Your Mouth" T-Shirt – For People Who Talk Crap & Can’t Back It Up
"If You Ran Like Your Mouth" T-Shirt – For People Who Talk Crap & Can’t Back It Up
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For the loud mouths, the keyboard warriors, and the ones who never skip leg day—unless it’s actual running. This shirt says what everyone’s thinking:
“If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in great shape.”
A savage call-out for anyone who talks a big game but can’t keep up.
Bold, petty, and unapologetic, this tee is made for those who thrive on sarcasm and side-eyes. Whether you're at the gym, the cookout, or just out being effortlessly better, let your shirt do the talking—and the dragging.
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Available in sizes from S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear.
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance.
- Soft, pre-shrunk garment-dyed fabric for a comfortable feel and unique color.
- Made from 100% ethically sourced US cotton, ensuring sustainability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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