Namaste? Nah. This shirt is for the realists who’ve unlocked true spiritual freedom — by mastering the sacred art of not giving a damn. "Inner peace begins with four words: Not My Fucking Problem." Say it. Wear it. Live it.
Perfect for anyone tired of drama, freeloaders, work nonsense, or other people’s emotional baggage. Whether you're dodging coworker chaos or family group chat meltdowns, this tee sets the tone without saying another word. It's self-care, but rude.
Comfortable as hell. Peaceful as fuck. Offensive as needed.
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear. - Seamless design for a smooth, attractive look. - Garment-dyed for a softer texture and unique color. - Crafted from 100% US cotton for eco-conscious comfort.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
