It Ain’t Gonna Suck Itself
It Ain’t Gonna Suck Itself
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Bold. Inappropriate. And dabbin’ like it’s 2016 and your abuelita just walked in. This tee features a confident Mexican dude mid-dab, serving up a double-shot of swagger and sexual innuendo with the immortal words:
“It Ain’t Gonna Suck Itself.”
Whether you’re grilling, chilling, or just out here being a menace to good taste, this shirt makes sure nobody mistakes your vibe for innocent.
Perfect for parties, bachelor weekends, Taco Tuesdays, and scaring away your girlfriend’s parents. Soft fabric. Hard facts. And just enough cultural flavor to make it unforgettable.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Made with durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Crafted without side seams for a sleek look and less waste.
- Garment-dyed for a unique softness and texture.
- Ethically made from 100% US cotton, ensuring quality and comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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