Milk a Bull Tee – For the Willfully Confused
Milk a Bull Tee – For the Willfully Confused
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If someone’s still scratching their head about gender, send 'em on a field trip—with this shirt as their tour guide.
"If Genders Confuse You, Go Milk a Bull"
…because if you’re gonna be willfully ignorant, you might as well get kicked in the facts.
This tee serves sarcasm, clarity, and a whole lotta side-eye—perfect for anyone who’s tired of explaining basic concepts to people who don’t actually want to get it.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams ensures longevity.
- Crafted without side seams for a smoother look and feel.
- Soft garment-dyed fabric provides a unique texture and color.
- Pre-shrunk to maintain fit and quality after washing.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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