"Mind Ya Business – My Wife's Expensive" Funny Pole-Dancing Husband T-Shirt
"Mind Ya Business – My Wife's Expensive" Funny Pole-Dancing Husband T-Shirt
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Keep it classy... or at least hilarious. This shirt is for the brave souls holding it down for love and luxury. Featuring the silhouette of a big guy working the pole like rent’s due, and the bold statement: “If you see me out here like this, Mind Ya Business – My Wife Is Expensive.”
Perfect for husbands with humor, partners who know the grind is real, or anyone who appreciates a little self-deprecating sass.
Whether you're rocking it at a bachelor party, club night, or just to make strangers laugh at the grocery store — this shirt screams “do what you gotta do.”
Comfortable, bold, and unapologetically ridiculous. Just like love.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Ideal for anyone from trendsetters to comfort seekers, this shirt makes a thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because. Celebrate life’s moments—big and small—with this stylish addition to your wardrobe. Whether you’re enjoying a casual weekend brunch or hanging out with friends, this T-shirt ensures you look good while feeling relaxed. It's a must-have staple for any fashion-conscious adult who values both flair and function in their clothing.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Features durable double-needle stitching on all seams.
- Crafted without side seams for a cleaner look and reduced waste.
- Made from soft, garment-dyed fabric that enhances texture and comfort.
- Ethically produced with 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting quality.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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