"My Wife Is My Cardio – Bedroom Edition" Funny NSFW Husband T-Shirt
"My Wife Is My Cardio – Bedroom Edition" Funny NSFW Husband T-Shirt
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Who needs the gym when your wife’s got you putting in rounds at home? This shirt says what every happily exhausted husband is thinking:
"My Wife Is My Cardio" — and not because she's got you doing chores.
This one’s for the guys burning calories where it counts: the bedroom. Bold, dirty-minded, and just subtle enough to make Grandma squint and ask questions. Whether you're rocking it at a bachelor party, in the man cave, or just flexing your proud husband energy, this shirt hits hard (like you… on a good night).
Soft cotton, hard truths. Sweat optional.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams ensures longevity.
- Tubular knit design eliminates side seams for a sleek look.
- Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft texture and appealing color.
- Made from 100% ethically sourced US cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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