Let’s be real: sexual identity is valid, but so is financial motivation. This shirt says what we’re all thinking when rent’s due and boundaries get blurry: “I’m Not Gay but $20 Is $20.”
It’s bold. It’s hilarious. It’s the perfect mix of broke energy and questionable morals. Wear it to parties, pride, poker night, or anytime you want to cause a delightful amount of confusion.
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams. - Crafted without side seams for a cleaner finish. - Made from soft, garment-dyed fabric for a vintage look. - Ethically made from 100% US cotton.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
