"Pumpkins & Pie – Spooky Tits and Sass" Offensive Halloween T-Shirt
"Pumpkins & Pie – Spooky Tits and Sass" Offensive Halloween T-Shirt
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This isn’t your grandma’s pumpkin spice tee — unless your grandma’s a freak.
Featuring two skeleton hands copping a feel on a pair of pumpkins (right where the goods are, of course), this shirt takes Halloween horniness to a whole new level. And just when they think the joke’s over, BAM — the punchline hits:
“If You Like My Pumpkins, You Should See My Pie.”
Perfect for parties, haunted houses, or scaring the purity out of PTA moms. This one’s for the bold witches, filthy ghouls, and spice queens who keep the treats dirty and the tricks even dirtier.
Soft. Naughty. Probably banned from church.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances style.
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric for a comfortable texture.
- Made from high-quality, ethically sourced 100% US cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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