Moo-ve over boring shirts—this sassy cow has something to say! Featuring an adorably smug cow sipping a drink and casually asking: “Does Your Asshole Ever Get Jealous of All the Sh*t That Comes Out of Your Mouth?” It’s cute, it's crude, and it’s exactly what you wear when you’ve run out of f*cks but not humor. Whether you're dealing with coworkers, exes, or just feeling extra spicy at brunch—this tee's got your back (and your front).
Perfect for: ✔️ Sarcasm queens ✔️ Ranch life with an edge ✔️ People who talk sh*t (but look cute doing it)
Material: Soft AF cotton Fit: True to attitude Warning: May cause side-eyes and spontaneous applause.
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for a customizable fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for enhanced longevity. - Crafted without side seams for a smooth, finished look and reduced fabric waste. - Garment-dyed fabric creates a soft texture and unique color for each piece. - Made with 100% ethical US cotton for sustainable production.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
