Grill like a legend, laugh like a perv. The Soggy Beaver BBQ apron isn’t just for protecting your clothes—it’s for making guests uncomfortable in the best way possible.
Featuring a messy little beaver going to town on some ribs (with sauce in places we don’t legally have to explain), and the phrase: “If It’s Not All Over Your Face, You’re Eating It Wrong.” …this apron is the perfect blend of finger-lickin' good and wildly inappropriate.
Ideal for backyard BBQs, tailgates, awkward family reunions, and ruining vegan potlucks. One size fits most. Shame not included.
Product features - 100% polyester canvas for comfort - Tie-back closure for a secure fit - Stain-resistant to keep clothes clean - Vibrant colors from advanced printing - One size fits all (31.5" x 25.6")
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
