Soggy Beaver BBQ Placemat – Wipe Your Mouth, Not Your Sense of Humor

Set the table for chaos with the Soggy Beaver BBQ placemat—where manners go to die and innuendos go to thrive. Featuring our filthy-fingered mascot going to town on some ribs (sauce everywhere, dignity nowhere), and the unforgettable line:
“If It’s Not All Over Your Face, You’re Eating It Wrong.”

Perfect for cookouts, date nights with questionable taste, or just making your dinner guests mildly uncomfortable. Heat-resistant, easy to clean, and 100% soaked in adult humor.

Great for men, women, and anyone who believes mealtime should come with meat, mess, and a dirty mind.

Product features
- 100% Cotton Twill for a vintage look
- Durable hemmed edges for long-lasting use
- Two layers for extra durability
- One-sided print with a fun design
- Perfect size: 18" × 14" (45.72cm x 35.56cm)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean