Warning: This shirt may cause uncontrollable laughter, sauce cravings, and awkward eye contact with strangers.
Featuring our saucy mascot—a ravenous beaver goin’ HAM on a rack of ribs with BBQ dripping like it just don’t care—and the unforgettable line: “If It’s Not All Over Your Face, You’re Eating It Wrong.”
This tee is the perfect mix of backyard charm and front-porch filth. Whether you’re flipping burgers or flipping off your in-laws, this shirt brings the heat with a side of adult humor.
Unisex fit, 100% cotton, and 200% inappropriate. Wear responsibly. Or don’t. We’re not your mom.
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching on all seams. - Garment-dyed for a soft texture and vibrant color. - Pre-shrunk material for consistent sizing. - Made from high-quality, ethically sourced 100% US cotton.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
