Sorry if My Patriotism Offends You

Tired of walking on eggshells? This shirt isn’t for the faint of heart — it’s for the bold, the proud, and the unapologetically patriotic. Featuring the unapologetic statement: “Sorry if my patriotism offends you. Trust me, your lack of spine offends me more,” this tee throws political correctness out the window and plants a flag in raw honesty.

Crafted for comfort but built for making statements, it’s perfect for anyone who’s tired of tiptoeing around weak opinions. Whether you’re at a BBQ, rally, or just out raising eyebrows, this shirt does the talking for you.

Warning: May trigger the spineless. Wear proudly.

Product features
- Side seams offer structural support and shape retention.
- Ribbed collar ensures elasticity and shape retention.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching.
- Quality printing methods guarantee vibrant colors and detailed designs.
- Lightweight, breathable fabric perfect for active and leisure wear.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean