They Aren’t Going to Suck Themselves – Naughty Peppermint Christmas Tee
They Aren’t Going to Suck Themselves – Naughty Peppermint Christmas Tee
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Bring the ho-ho-holy sh*t vibes to the holiday party with this hilariously inappropriate Christmas tee. Featuring two perfectly placed peppermint candies and the bold reminder that They Aren’t Going to Suck Themselves, this shirt is made for the festive flirt who came to sleigh and slay.
Whether you're sipping cocoa or making Santa blush, this tee guarantees laughs, side-eyes, and maybe a spot on the naughty list (worth it).
– Soft AF cotton for cozy mischief
– Flirty fit that hugs in all the right places
– Perfect for parties, selfies, or scandalizing your in-laws
Tis the season to be spicy. 🍬💋
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Made with durable double-needle stitching for longevity.
- Crafted from soft, garment-dyed fabric for a relaxed feel.
- No side seams for a smooth look and minimal fabric waste.
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton for comfort and sustainability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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