Throat Goat Tee – No Pressure, Just Pleasure

When life throws you challenges, strut through ‘em like a legend. Our “Throat Goat – Don’t Choke Under Pressure” tee is the perfect blend of cheeky and bold, featuring a fearless cartoon hot dog mid-strut, living its best unbothered life. Made for the baddies who handle pressure like pros (and look damn good doing it). Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get some kind of reaction.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, double takes, and spicy DMs.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

– 100% sass-approved cotton
– Proudly inappropriate

Because queens don’t choke—they conquer. 👑🌭

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting wear.
- Crafted without side seams for a smooth look and feel.
- Garment-dyed for a soft color and comfortable texture.
- Made from ethically sourced, high-quality US cotton.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean