You’re Not a Woman, Bro – Stay Outta the Ladies’ Room Tee | Protective Dad Warning Shirt
You’re Not a Woman, Bro – Stay Outta the Ladies’ Room Tee | Protective Dad Warning Shirt
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Let’s keep it simple: if you’ve got the equipment for the men’s room, don’t follow our daughters into the women’s room unless you want a fast pass to the handicap stall.
This shirt isn’t just a fashion statement it’s a full-blown parental PSA wrapped in savage humor. Built for the dad who’s had enough, the mom who doesn’t play nice, or anyone who believes that biology isn’t bigotry.
It’s bold. It’s blunt. And it makes your stance crystal clear no speeches necessary.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Constructed with double-needle stitching for durability.
- Features a seam-free design to reduce fabric waste and enhance appearance.
- Made from garment-dyed 100% US cotton for softness and comfort.
- Comes in 58 colors to match any style.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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